My last round!
- Abominable snowmen? - The Tibetans call them yeti!
Please! I need your help!
These soldiers are evil!
She speaks Yeti?
Shoot! Kill them!
Why do I always have to save the day?
I hate it when the kid's right!
Get the other guy!
Thanks!
Trouble!
You can die slow or you can die fast.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yeah! I did it!
Oh, Mother, I did it! Time for a retreat, I think.
I'm on your team! I'm a team player! "One for all and all for me" kind of thing!
The dynamite, all this dynamite! We should get out of here!
Back off! Back off!
Run!
I hate mummies! They never play fair!
Dad! Dad, what are you doing?
Over here! Over here! Come on! Over here!
Oh, no!
Rick!
Shangri-La.
That's a diamond.
I could use a diamond like that.
Dad!
Okay, hold it. Hold on there, Dad.
All right, please, please, please put pressure on it, okay, Dad?
It's all right, it's all right. We've been in tougher scrapes than this.
Avalanche!
- Help! Help me! - Lin!
Please! Help me!
Yes!
I've got it! And I'm still alive!
Help me, please. Somebody help me!
- We're over here! Over here! - Alex?
- Mom, Mom, we're down here! - Alex?
We're over here!
Oh, God.
We've got to take him to Shangri-La now! It's our only chance.
We made it!
The Pool.
Mother.
My sweet daughter.
I beg you...
My father is dying.
They are my friends.
Oh, please.
Thank you.
He must rest. We'll take him to my chamber.
Where are you going, General? Our destiny awaits.
Well, it's not everyone that gets their brother-in-law back from the dead.
Yeah, give me my four score years and ten any day.
Is this Shangri-La?
I could live here. Lots of opportunity.
A casino.
I was wrong to involve you in my revenge.
No, mother.
I would do anything for you.
He's resting well. Thank you.
How'd you get involved in all this?
The Emperor murdered the only man I ever loved, Lin's father.
I would have died, too, by his hand,
if the yeti had not found me and brought me to this pool.
Hang on a second. How did this all happen?
This was before Christ.
How long were you guarding his tomb?
Over 2,000 years.
The Emperor must never be allowed to reach the Pool,
or he will have the power to raise his army.
And once he becomes immortal,
he can transform himself into the most hideous creatures ever seen.
I will take the first watch at the entrance.
You know, I have no problem dating an older woman.
I'm afraid we can't be together.
Wait. What? Why?
Because I'm going to live forever.
I don't want to watch you die.
So what? That's it?
You're just gonna sit on the sidelines for eternity?
My mother has mourned my father for centuries.
I don't know if my heart can bear it.
People can live an entire lifetime in one look.
I watch my parents do it every day.
Alex?
Your father's awake. Get up here!
Hello.
If this is heaven, it looks pretty good so far.
Nice to see some things never change.
Go easy on him. He feels terrible.
When I saw you lying there, Dad...
I've never been so scared in my life.
Well, that makes two of us.
I mean, you know, you're not supposed to die, you know?
You're Ricochet O'Connell, right?
You get beat up, you get tossed around,
but, well, you're always standing there in the end.
I never really thought of the world without you.
Alex,
the truth is,
I'm just trying to...
I'm just...
I'm trying to be a good husband.
I'm trying to be a good parent.
And the truth is, I've been dropping the ball lately, and...
No, you know, I haven't been the world's greatest son, you know?
No, no, that's 'cause you get it from her side of the family.
Come here.
My boys.
You look tired, you should rest.
I'll stay.
Fate is about to deal its final hand.
If we are to defeat the Emperor...
I must ask for one more sacrifice.
Anything, mother.
Your immortality.
Oh, no! His powers have been fully restored!
Time to go.
General Ming's daughter.
Your child will be mine.
He is immortal.
Hey! You three-headed shape-shifting son of a bitch!
Lin!
Alex!
He's taking her back to his tomb to raise his army!
- Is there a faster way down from here? - The yeti. They'll help.
But he's already in the air. It'll be too late!
Mad Dog can outfly a three-headed lizard any day of the week! Let's go.
Portside! Nine o'clock!
Rick? Should I quit drinking?
Jonathan to Rick.
You'd better get a move on if you're gonna beat him to the tomb!
Yeah, yeah, just get back here as fast as you can with the reinforcements.
No sightseeing!
Here, Dad.
- Is that for me? - Yeah.
Nice.
The Terracotta Army is not indestructible until it crosses the Great Wall.
That's comforting. How exactly are we supposed to fend them off?
When the Emperor built the Wall,
he buried his enemies underneath it
and cursed their souls to hold it up for eternity.
Most of them were conquered soldiers. I will call them to battle once again.
Unlock an altar, raise an army. That sounds like a plan. Let's go.
Grab her.
Guard her with your life.
Alex?
- Where'd he go? - Where do you think?
AWAKE!
Today you awake to a world...
in the grip of chaos and corruption.
Open the gates of the past
and free the souls of the wrongfully damned.
I will restore order...
I will retake what is mine.
I will crush any idea of freedom.
In the name of the ancestors and the righteous,
I sacrifice my immortality and that of my daughter
so that you may rise this day!
I will slaughter without mercy.
I will conquer without compassion.
I will now lead you past the Great Wall.
Once you cross, you will be indestructible.
Bring down the wrath of the oppressed on this Emperor and all who follow him!
I raised you for one purpose...
to enforce my will on the entire world!
Long live the Emperor!
I call upon the hundreds and the thousands
that you may rise up and seize this moment to take your victory,
to take your justice and to take your revenge!
Zi Yuan.
It's General Ming!
Follow General Ming!
Prepare for battle!
These are... They're good undead guys, right?
Oh, no, no, no!
Zi Yuan! Zi Yuan! Zi Yuan sent us!
- Darling, I don't think he speaks English. - We're with Zi Yuan!
Zi Yuan?
Right.
Let's go.
To battle!
Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!
Archers form up!
Incoming!
- Hey! That's my favourite blue shirt. - I've always hated that shirt.
Death to General Ming!
Charge!
Welcome to the 20th century!
We can't let them cross the wall!
You are no longer immortal.
Honey! Fall back to higher ground!
I really hate mummies!
It seems the feeling's mutual!
Shut up, clay boy! Fore!
Run!
- Catch! - Got it!
Next time I say, "We've been in tougher scrapes than this," I mean this!
Die, you mummy bastards! Die!
There is no call for bad language!
Jonathan certainly knows how to make an entrance!
Any regrets, darling?
None. Not ever.
- You okay? - Yeah, sure, no problem.
We had it completely under control.
This guy ever run out of tricks?
No!
Mother! No!
Mother!
Mother! Mother!
Pierce through his heart.
You must live and fight on.
She said through the heart.
Through the heart. Let's go.
Get in!
The O'Connells are going to stop the Emperor!
So, Dad, what's the plan?
Divide and conquer!
No offence, but isn't that a little short on detail?
- Twelve o'clock low! - Hang on!
Remember our deal!
When this is over, my men get to drink for free!
You can have the whole damn bar for all I care!
I'm getting the hell out of China.
I dug you up...
and I'm gonna put you down.
Alex? Alex!
Let go!
Never!
Enough tricks! Where's your honour?
Fight like a man!
Divide
and conquer.
Now you can rule in hell.
The Emperor is dead.
The Emperor is dead!
- Evening, girls. You're looking well. - Good evening, Mr Maguire.
- It's a fine night to be me. - You dance great for an old lady.
Someone told me to stop living on the sidelines.
- Well, he sounds like a smart guy. - He is.
So I guess Dash and Scarlet have their next adventure?
Why write about it when you can live it?
There's something incredibly romantic about vanquishing the undead.
Even more romantic doing it with you.
- Kiss me. - Don't have to ask me twice.
- Can I get your bag, sir? - No, no, no.
Don't touch it, don't touch it.
Where are you off to, Mr Carnahan?
Someplace where they don't have mummies.
- Step on it! I've got a plane to catch. - Yes, sir.
Yeah. Ciao, ciao, Shanghai.
Peru, here I come.
Soon after, mummies were found in Peru.
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